In my Web Design class yesterday, the same question was asked "Did anyone do anything fun over the weekend?". Everyone had pretty boring weekends until the question registered for one of the guys in our class.
About, 5 minutes late.
In today's story, I'm excited to introduce a new character: Tequilla. Tequilla is a male, about 24ish with hair the color of a bad attempt at bleaching which resulted in Orange/brown/blond. Gross. I'm pretty sure he's done so many drugs, drank so much alcohol that he is just... long gone. Lucky for us, he provided some funny converstaion in class yesterday that went like this:
Teacher: Anyone do anything fun over the weekend?
Class: Silence
Teacher: Anyone....?
Ecstacy: The Super Bowl gave us an excuse to get drunk and party.
Teacher: [trying not to laugh at ecstacy...] Anyone else..?
Ecstacy's Friend: I had like 20 people all in my living room watching the game. Why do we even do that? It's weird...
[...lots of super bowl talk...]
Teacher: Yeah, it is pretty weird. ANYone else...?
Tequilla: OHHH, you mean like over the weekend?
Teacher: [staring at Tequilla nervously awaiting what would be said next] Yeah.....
Tequilla: Oh, Dude. My friends and I went up to some sick cabin for the weekend. I drank a ton of beer, WAY too much Tequilla and somehow ended up running around the woods NAKED. In the middle of the night. I have no idea how that happened. Who knows, I probably slept with some girl and I don't even know.
Class: [laughing hysterically and emabrassed for Tequilla]
DUH TEQUILLA! ALCOHOL MAKES YOU DO WEIRD THINGS!
But, Thank You for doing something that was worth a great laugh.
I think I need to start working on getting real pictures of these new friends of mine. I'll work on that. Secretly, of course
1 comment:
I love your U of U education. :) It brings hysterical laughter into my life. Love it. Tequilla sounds like Snowboard Stoney from some of my classes at Utah State. He was a hoot. I miss him...
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